WHO READ WHAT AND WHY

Me in 1956

  •  The wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country
  •  The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
  •  The Washington post is read by people who think they should run the country       
  • USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t understand the Washington Post. They do ,however ,like their smog statistics shown on pie charts The Los Angeles times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country, if they the spare the time ,and if they didn’t have  to leave LA.
  • The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the-the New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t to sure who is running  the country and don’t really care as long as they get as eat on the train.
  •  The New York  post is read by people who  don’t  care who’s running the country either, as long as they do something scandalous  , preferably while intoxicated .
  •  The San Fransisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure there is a country,or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they  oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped,minority, atheist dwarfs; who also happen to be eligible aliens from any or galaxy as long as they are democrats.
  • The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country ,but need the baseball scores.
  • The National Inquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

This seems rather silly but, believe it or not there is more truth to the these statements then meets the eye.

 

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